- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Knock, Knock Come in

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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