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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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