- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

womens rights

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Obama = ebola

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Dwarf Shortage

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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