God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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