- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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