- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Obama lin Baden.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Roses are red, yup.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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