- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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