whats brown and sticky? Doody

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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