- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Men's rights

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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