I will create more jobs for americans

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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One, two, three, four and five

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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^ That's not even funny ^

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Anti Joke

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