- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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