What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

this website is a bad joke

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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