What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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a black man pays his child support

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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