You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

A miserable man committed suicide.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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