What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Ily bae

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kieran is a homosexual

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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ejaculation JLR

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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Anyone can post anything.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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