What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

antonio has a penis head.lol

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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