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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Obama = ebola

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.