- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

women's rights

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

all these jokes are horrible now

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What did john say to bob Hey bob

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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