What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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