- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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