- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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