What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

the economy.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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