- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

It's all Taggart

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Dislike if you are a prostitute

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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