- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Who is Dank? A: Billal

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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