- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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