- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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