- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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