- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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