- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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