What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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my wife out of the kitchen

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What do you call a black man? A person

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