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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

what to call someone thats gay zak

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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