- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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* anti-punchline

im not black, im Joseph Kony

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

i killed my family

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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