What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

world society

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

I have read the terms and conditions

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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