Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Womens basketball

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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