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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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