Vagina Boob

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Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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flavin's head

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So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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