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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

YEAH THEY DO!

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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