- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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