Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

haha black people :D

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

j.p. is dumb

jd and zach loves vigina

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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