Im gay What about you

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

Communism hehe xd

A seal walks into a club.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

what you get time to go with? - a clock

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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