- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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