A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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andrew wagner

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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women's rights

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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