- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

What's worse than bombs? Nukes

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

knock knock "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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