A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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