A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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