What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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