Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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Maths.

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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Need For Speed 30025 DRIVE OVER 60000 EXTREME CARS OVER 60 BILLION REAL LIFE GRAPHICS TRACKS! WHILE LISTENING TO BULLSHIT SONGS THAT MAKE YOU CRY! NO PAUSE BUTTON! EVERY CAR MUST BE UNLOCKED BY PLAYING THE SAME TRACK (Yeah music track too) OVER AND OVER AGAIN! OVER 6000000 ONLINE GAMERS AT THE SAME TIME WORLDWIDE, EACH TRACK HAS 5000000 THOUSAND LAPS SO THE FUN NEVER ENDS! UNLOCK ALL STUFF DLC: 6000 Bucks. Moral: So I have not been here since I called myself the sociopath or something, who the fuck are these Nero`s and Neronism and all that fuck? :( They almost improved my reputation! THATS HORRIBLE!

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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