Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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