What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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The holocaust

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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Anti Joke

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