how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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A gay man watches football.

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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