- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

A gay man watches football.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

Knock Knock Come in

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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