what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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