Ebola

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

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American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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