whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he got hit by a bus. Why did he get hit by a bus? Because his mom was laughing. Why was his mom laughing? Because she was driving the bus. Why was she driving the bus? Because the boy fell off a swing. Why did he fall off a swing? Because he didn't have any arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because his diabetic monkey had the flu. Why did his diabetic monkey have the flu? Because the boy was crying.

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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