- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

why is pie good. because it just is.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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