A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Rebecca Black's career.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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