"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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karn chevalier

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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